YOU CAN BE A GOAT.
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to you. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come!
Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer: The game is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a pile of bricks, a hula hoop, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat to your home.